Gentlemen's Dictionary of Banter
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John
1. Can signify any person and is a stereotypical name similar to Joe Bloggs.
2. Unusual American term for the lavatory.
Salad Dodger
A rotund individual; those of a greater surface area.
Eg "He is clearly a salad dodger."
Hoonglitfarb
hard to define. 'hoonglitfarb' can mean anything for which the correct word escapes you for the moment. As an alternative to 'whatsit' or 'wotsisname' it introduces a little variety into your conversation, especially when you reach the age when lots of words escape you momentarily.
Logged
Tap finger to the temple and give a knowing nod: "That's Logged" - To be used when in a the prescence of a particularly bantorious situation or phrase, when the user wishes to re-use the phrase in another situation and claim it as his/her own.
T-bag
The placing of ones genitals discretely into someone's mouth while they are sleeping. Gives the victim a pleasant and banterous start to the day when they wake up.
peanut butter jelly time
a song which when sung by gifted young naturists manages to cheer anybody up.
Beer Pong
1. popular table-based game, reminiscent of tennis and played with small paddles and hollow, plastic balls.
2. popular table-based drinking game, played with up to 4 players, a number of pints glasses filled partially with beer and a hollow, plastic ball. Please see: http://snipurl.com/15ho4
Spandex Lover
One who likes to indulge in spandex wearing, making or vending; particularly popular with Tory MPs and teenage gymnasts.
Haroon
If one is having a particularly bad day, shouting 'haroon' at the top of your voice often sooths the particular person, and evens puts them in a banterous mood
Re-kindle
If banter has been restarted, then one may shout "The banter has been re-kindled!", signifying a new period of banter.
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